her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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