All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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