please come you make the beer taste better
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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