dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
where does the pee come out of this thing
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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