I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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