Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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