Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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