I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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