Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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