if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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