I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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