What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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