Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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