I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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