Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈ðŸ˜
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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