im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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