Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think I sprained my soul last night
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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