Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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