Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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