Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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