im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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