Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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