You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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