Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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