Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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