So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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