just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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