Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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