he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
high people should be assigned attendants
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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