he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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