Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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