We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Even my vagina gasped.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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