you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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