Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My breasts were aching with rage.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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