Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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