I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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