how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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