it was like eating out sand paper
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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