at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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