it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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