We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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