So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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