so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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