I just made out with a guy for $7.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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