Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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