This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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