Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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