using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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