What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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