do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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