I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
