I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
