I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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