To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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