you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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